Saw Milk. Some thoughts:
• First thing's first. It's as if director Gus Van Sant reached straight into my spank bank to cast this film. Exhibit A: Emile Hirsh. (He has been all kinds of hot since the underrated boy-meets-porn star movie, The Girl Next Door.... I also frequently reenact in my mind the time he a gave a guy friend of mine an impromptu shoulder massage in a restaurant—be still my beating crotch!). Exhibit B: Diego Luna. (Ai papi! Several years ago, I wrote that I wanted to "jump on him with the fervor of a crack whore on, well, crack"). Exhibit C: James Franco. (His glorious, bite-worthy ass is on display during a triumphantly gratuitous skinny-dipping scene. [But, apparently, the full-frontal shot of the prosthetic penis that he's spoken so fondly of in the press has been cut—I mean, the shot has been cut, not the penis—well, I don't know, maybe the penis was cut, but I won't know until I see the director's cut, er, I mean, director's edit.]) [Addendum 9:30PM: A dedicated reader in the comments section has pointed out a glaring omission! Exhibit D: Lucas Grabeel. (So so very very gay as Ryan in the High School Musicals, Grabeel trades off between tight shirts that cling to his hot chest and...sundresses. Van Sant treats me well indeed.)]
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