And the loser is....

Worst-of lists generally take one of two paths: ambitious failure vs. inept filmmaking. This list from The Onion falls on the inept side, though I …

Lindsay Lohan - amfAR MILANO 2011 - Red Carpet

Lohan says she can't afford rehab

Occasional actress Lindsay Lohan avoided (yet another) prison sentence Friday. And while we're sure she's relieved to have got out of another…