The Ones Mother Gives You Don't Do Anything at All

Damn but the tree pollen count must be up somewhere in the stratosphere because I feel like I have a head full of helium and fog.

I forgot to get my prescription refilled so I took a couple of over the counter pills today (Tylenol Allergy Sinus) which did little more than make me act like a speed freak.

My eyes are watering so much, I look like I’ve been watching a Lifetime Movie Marathon.

Bromfed, Bromfed, my kingdom for a Bromfed!